In today’s climate, it’s important to stop and be grateful for the people who really matter to us. Like whoever mad… https://t.co/mQa4OxR0va
#IfCatsHadHands we would all be dead.
"I'm not a racist but I will be for the rest of this sentence."
Friend of mine sent me this a few weeks ago.… https://t.co/ACvWzik87J
This is just to say that henceforth I will be exclusively communicating in Zenon: 21st Century Girl gifs for the ne… https://t.co/1lM4s7AZiY
Wait. Why do we think that Humpty Dumpty was an egg? It never says he is in the rhyme.
Life hack: walk through a hip coworking space humming the Sanford and Son theme song.
I just realized the extra significance of Julia Roberts singing “Kiss” in Pretty Woman because kissing and extra ti… https://t.co/eiONAnbEYR
Hey! Here’s a #tbt of me looking THOTy to ask you to go follow @isitinpod, @ruppertcaitlin and my new podcast where… https://t.co/IUnF9sNKUC
Sex is great but have you ever tried stimulating your genitalia until you orga- oh, wait, that’s sex. I hear it now.