Shania Twain is a 52 year old white woman who married a man named Mutt. Why are we surprised she would have voted for Trump?
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My body is a temple in that a lot of men who used to hang out there have a lot of opinions about it.
A comedian at this open mic just said, “it’s too loud but that’s better than being quiet I guess,” and that’s gotta… https://t.co/CmR7leTMk7
I love the polite whispers of women after a workout class, as though we weren’t all grunting, sweating, and sweari… https://t.co/Htg5fgyQ1G
Shut up no way get right out of town, yawn. https://t.co/DxVBNCiSWx
I want to get 2 tutu tattoos and when people ask me if I like ballet I will say, “no, I like sounds.”
I just got a facial, a pedicure, and a bikini wax so top to bottom you can’t tell me shit today. https://t.co/fmJOSS3zXq
*whispers* Beyoncé and Michael Jackson are both very good and I don’t think they would want to compete with each other...
Did you know that if Lana Del Rey and Weird Al did a duet it would actually be silent because they would cancel eac… https://t.co/WYfK9cMdji