If we are just SIMS, I hope our players are really getting a kick out of Westworld.
This news cycle has me so exhausted I can barely be delighted that our president misspelled his wife’s own name.
Casting director: ok, Kylie! What makes you unique?
Kylie, blonde, 22, stunning: I’m from Minnesota!
Casting dire… https://t.co/Yl1tfViXC0
Hey! At 7:45 I’ll be on @Bigtalkandbrew and I’m a real lightweight these days so you should tune in!
I don’t understand when men catcall at me asking me to have mercy. Bitch, it’s your dick. Go have mercy on yourself.
My Safari app froze and won’t close so now I can’t stop hearing Laurel, I hope you’re all fucking happy, you monsters.
My mom and I were making fun of white girls with no rhythm and then she thought my sincere dancing was part of the… https://t.co/PTvEa5gd8I
Caftans transcend time. They float on the wings of a higher plane. https://t.co/TG6wNFjxkH
“PAY ATTENTION TO ME! No, not you. Not you either. Ugh, go away. Wait, come back. Yes, you. And you. Thank you.”-me on social media.
The true intimacy of marriage is that they hear how you actually talk to your pets.