I like that we've all accepted that the difference between "lol" and "omg actually lol'd".
So sorry I'm late I was googling why is my tongue gross spoiler alert it is always cancer
Planning a future is complicated in 2017. It's so hard to know which coast will crumble into the sea first, you know?
Some of the people in this 7-11 are treating me like I didn't have a tweet go viral last week.
Same same, I am perfect E/F cup angel thank yewwwwww https://t.co/8ivfcsLBE4
TIL American slang is hard to explain when I told my Ukrainian cab driver he was straight killing it. He was pretty upset.
You're goddamn right it's a witch hunt, Mr. Allen. #feministasfuck #whatkindofnameiswoodyforagrownassman… https://t.co/JHsDZDrsQc
Saw a white guy with a shirt that said, "I see what I want to see," and I was like, "we know."
FYI, trained mental health professionals are struggling with #metoo. It is extra super duper ok and understandable if you are, too.
The Charmin bear calls her husband "Big Daddy" and I don't care for it.