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There’s nothing worse than smiling hello at someone before you remember you hate them. Except maybe genocide. That’s pretty bad, too.
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Do we just not care that Donald Trump cheated on his pregnant wife with a pornstar or....
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Philip K Dick named his daughter Isa and then she grew up and became Isa Dick Hacket and I just wanted to say that I think that’s great.
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How the hell did the British Empire wreak all that havoc running on fucking tea?! I need 12 cups just to face my inbox.