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Don’t pinch me, bro. https://t.co/I6ULvkr57o
I’m doing taxes with my husband in broken reading glasses and he just went to take an antacid so yes, we are Jewish.
Wouldn’t it be so wacky crazy bananapants if the sizes in clothing stores actually represented the human women of the world?
My crystal ball sees administrative leave in this smoking cuntbag’s future. https://t.co/UjiD2W2lkT
Where in the Bible does it preach being a smug little bitch? My condolences to your family. https://t.co/m9ngHQrb6W
I got Star Wars underwear at Target and it has Darth Vader’s face on the butt and I cannot stop laughing. #thedarkside
Lol @realDonaldTrump fuck you. https://t.co/CMKVLppCja
I been running through the jungle, I been running with the wolves to get to you, to get to you. The GPS on my phone is terrible.
Hello and welcome to my period! This month we are crying because @jennyjaffe is very funny and talented and we hunt… https://t.co/eZakViXgr0
I am tired of winning now. https://t.co/w6iKyKa9Gz