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JESUS H. CHRIST, 2017. WE GET IT. 2016 WAS A CAKEWALK AND 2018 WILL BE A NIGHTMARE. https://t.co/Yzzb54PumB
Some things that made me verklempt today: 5 year old showing off her new glasses; an article about CO2 emissions, t… https://t.co/cjcPWpzf8b
In the past, some of my takes have been lukewarm but this one I KNOW is hothothot: babies’ heads don’t smell good.
Ok but can you tell my husband he still can’t wear sweatpants to his holiday party? https://t.co/EpkdsMWRIJ
This just in: even talented people can be assholes, you don’t have to claim you never liked their work.
Just very openly confused two wafer thin brunettes and then pretended to get a text plz invite me to your parties.
Just had the longest pee of my life. Is he still President?
Wowowow who could have seen this coming? https://t.co/TgJ4qO0Ihw
What’s really blowing my mind about this Al Franken scandal is how many people can’t seem to spell his name?… https://t.co/fErbG86YXU
Me: ew, Blake Shelton?
You: he has zero sexual harassment accusations.