I read #muterkelly as Muter Kelly and assumed it was a new, terrible Trump staffer.
Stop. Putting. Gold. On. Food. GOLD IS NOT FOOD, MOTHERFUCKERS. #goldisnotfood https://t.co/YevRBdIwqx
Me: ugh. Husband: Judaism says you should rise like a lion. Me: who the fuck is Judy?
How much coke do you think they did at the Royal After Party though? And what is Monarchy blow like?
If we are just SIMS, I hope our players are really getting a kick out of Westworld.
This news cycle has me so exhausted I can barely be delighted that our president misspelled his wife’s own name.
Casting director: ok, Kylie! What makes you unique?
Kylie, blonde, 22, stunning: I’m from Minnesota!
Casting dire… https://t.co/Yl1tfViXC0
Hey! At 7:45 I’ll be on @Bigtalkandbrew and I’m a real lightweight these days so you should tune in!
I don’t understand when men catcall at me asking me to have mercy. Bitch, it’s your dick. Go have mercy on yourself.
My Safari app froze and won’t close so now I can’t stop hearing Laurel, I hope you’re all fucking happy, you monsters.