RETURN TO HOMEPAGE
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Did you know that if Lana Del Rey and Weird Al did a duet it would actually be silent because they would cancel eac… https://t.co/WYfK9cMdji
Sometimes I miss Nicki Minaj’s British accent.
“Hi, hello, Kristen Wiig? I’ve got a part for you.”-somefuckingbody, I hope. https://t.co/YAfcxAbdsR
I will be on this! https://t.co/T8d4M854KR
Me and my low self esteem are really connecting to the probably RN. https://t.co/6YBLaeEWA3
Hey, if you don’t follow me on Instagram, could you? I’m up for a job that has a 2K follower minimum. I am suitably… https://t.co/I922gwcf4I
#YouMakeMeHappyWhen you sue Alex Jones.
Happy birthday to me. https://t.co/4ttrQbUsQO
Kendrick Lamar just won a motherfucking Pulitzer. https://t.co/B8NnVPe3fn
I need no light, the perfect temperature, 2.5 blankets, industrial grade earplugs and an eye mask to sleep.
My husb… https://t.co/PdGFK27U9J