RETURN TO HOMEPAGE
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When you a real big boy with a big boy ding dong pee pee and everybody knows it!!!! https://t.co/ZfCBfmBnrw
TFW you at a solemn occasion but you a show monkey puppet who dead inside so you smile for the pretty camera. https://t.co/QdWhGVmO5G
Texting my therapist from Ukraine- peak 2017 or ????
Let me get this straight. Y'all want us to have big, fluffy, womanly lips on our faces and teeny, tighty, baby pussy lips? Fuck outta here.
Daily reminder to stay #blessed, stay #focused and never forget that Hugh Grant's middle name is Mungo. #mungo
I have a cold and I am being a real man about it. In that I am convinced I'm dying and I expect someone to come take care of me. #pussyup
World's biggest bong. #ukraine https://t.co/nUQqNSoRJs
. @realDonaldTrump fuck you. https://t.co/k65LPRijbh
I hope Roger Ailes has to eternally and ceaselessly fuck himself in hell.
Not all hypoglycemics are divas, but all divas have hypoglycemia. https://t.co/KZhxk1QVMX